Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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