Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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