Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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