I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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