Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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