Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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