I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
