I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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