Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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