New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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