It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
