I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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