You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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