i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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