whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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