doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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