You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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