I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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