do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You dont lie about slip and slides
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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