You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
too bad you live with your parents still
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
