There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
