mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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