So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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