My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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