he thought i was a dude.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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