My hand turned me down
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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