Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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