do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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