What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
you made out with another girl for some wings
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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