i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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