I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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