playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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