Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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