Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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