also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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