I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
