I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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