She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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