does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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