I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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