Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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