The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Still dying that you shit outside
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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