i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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