This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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