As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
