He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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