I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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