you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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