im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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