yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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